Dear Subjects,
This is the second disturbing incident that happened during our formative years in school. It was circa 1993 and one month or so before our SPM examination. Tattoo and myself both being last minute sloggers were panicking while studying at my house as we slowly came to the realisation that we fucking knew nothing out of the nine subjects that we were sitting for. FUCK !
We were busy revising for our Biology paper and the subject was reproduction..... I then out of the corner of my eye spied Tattoo eying up my dog Boxy, a cute spayed Scottish Sheepdog.
Then the psychotic horned up twit asks me whether I am sure my dog has been spayed to which i nod in the affirmative. He then with much gusto akin to that of a child molester proceeds to manhandle the dog turn it over and without so much as a thought to his incredibly sex crazed action, propels himself to start jacking the poor creature off. WHAT THE FUCK ??? I stare in complete disbelief at his blurry handaction and realise that there is no hope in hell this psychotic twit will ever set foot in the pearly gates. Part of me wishes beyond all hope that somehow the poor tortured animal will find it in himself to give him a pearly necklace but alas that is not to be as he triumphantly turns to me and confirms the fact that the dog is definetely spayed.
I am still in utter shock when he makes us pinky swear never to reveal this incident to another living soul ...... Ya Right !!!!! The next day before he enters the school compound i made sure i told everyone what had happened and you cannot even begin to fathom the lectures, stares and dissings he received at the hands of classmates (esp. girls ) who could not even begin to understand what had possessed that madman to perform such an act on a dog who everyone deemed to be the cutest thing alive. Even now at gatherings encompassing former classmates there is still a hint of hate when people mention this particular incident. Tattoo just remains uncompassive to the whole thing and pretends to brush it off like it never happened.
As for poor old Boxy, till his dying day whenever he saw Tattoo he just flipped right over and had a come hither and take me you bastard look only just for that wanker......
N.B : It should be noted that Tattoo is the fictional name of a real character who happens to be my best friend. He was given the name after we realised he looks exactly like the character played by Hervé Villechaize in the serial Fantasy Island. He is also of the same stature. Tattoo is now an unemployed bum who does odd jobs collecting dung from the farmyards supplying the farmers with manure for their transgenic crop. How ironic. The shitty bastard. On occasion when bi-planes fly by he has been known to run up and down the paddy fields shouting those immortal words "De Plane!" "De Plane!"Jiwang dei...
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