Friday, April 11, 2008

Day One... Interlude

Cinematographically speaking, this idea for my new movie stemmed from the new series that Discovery Real Time is showing, Bangla Bangers, for three main reasons.

1. No offense to the Banglas, the nice bunch of fellas they are, with their mediocre, unsatisfying jobs of being a cleaner or a janitor, but it reminded of the fat janitor that is Sanjaybaba. Did i mention he is a fat turd?

2. In Bangla Bangers, they are referring to the beat up old cars found in Dhaka, but in this context, bangers reminded me of the fact that Sanjaybaba is a fuckin prostitute, who goes around soliciting his ownself for sex. How fuckin low can you go. Well, apparently, he's gone lower. No offense to all you whores out there. No, actually, i don't fuckin care.

3. Because the new series is about cars, it was an ideal idea for my movie, Sanjay the big fat liar, because of the lies he spews of him owning plenty of fuckin automobiles, and goes aroung snapping photos of random cars and claiming it as his own. I should get a bangla to bang the living daylights outta him. Once again, i pity the bangla.

Jiwang dei...

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