Earlier I wrote about a friend of mine called Tattoo who was so called because he resembled actor Hervé Villechaize, famous for such roles as Tattoo on Fantasy Island and also for playing Nick Nack in the James Bond classic The Man With The Golden Gun where he was the evil sidekick of the villian Scaramanga played by Christopher Lee.
I am a really big fan of this little bastard. Why you say ? Well because it is a little known fact that on each episode of Fantasy Island he propositioned every actress who guest starred on the show. How cool is that ? What a dirty little sod ! This eventually led to his dismissal from the show unfortunately. Fuck man nobody ever recognises talent...... It's of little suprise that the show only lasted one season more after his dismissal..... Audiences missed his tag line of "De Plane" "De Plane"..... This is why i miss my friend Tattoo also. During our schooldays he would regularly do the same should he spot a plane on the horizon !!
Lastly Herve the horned up one also never really got over his dismissal from the show. According to his former butler in an episode of the E! True Hollywood Story, Villechaize never got over losing his job, and for the remainder of his life practiced an often nightly ritual of drinking in a darkened room while screaming obscenities at an episode of Fantasy Island playing on his television. What a cool twat...... He made his final appearance in a cameo role in the 1988 erotic film Two Moon Junction. Nice Eh....... Man he was the bomb and an inspiration to sexual deviants everywhere........
Jiwang Dei.....
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