Dear Subjects,
Time is on my hands today.... By this i mean i have no work to do so now you bastards get to hear a story about a disturbing event that happened a long time ago to my best friend Tattoo when he was in school.....You see my friend Tattoo really....and when i say really i mean REALLY enjoys a good shit.....he enjoys it to the point where he has shat himself silly in his pants on occasion....and this is one of those morbid and horrifying times......although to him it was and still is a time to cherish....
It was circa 1992 and my friend Tattoo was in form four in a school in Petaling Jaya. It's something like 8.30 in the morning and Biology class is going on. For the last half hour or so that doofus Tattoo has been letting some real nasty farts rip and angrily looking around at his classmates trying ever so hard to pinpoint the blame of the foul decaying stench on some of his less unobquitious and nasally abused brethen.
Alas fate was to play a wicked hand that day as during one of his more thick caramel laced ones he accidentally shits himself. Upon doing that the floodgates open and a torrent of nasty brown sauce begins to rush out through his spinchter and through his gunny sack pants onto the classroon chair. Now the sad thing is this teacher really hates his guts and so he sits there quietly till at some point he can't take it anymore and asks for permission to go out to the toilet. But in the process of doing so he gets up and the back portion of the class realise that his pants are soiled beyond belief !! And that there are shit nuggets lying on the chair.....
To be continued......
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